hey bruce, can you be batman again?
what what what what what what what what
what?
he’s been sitting on his ass
for the past eight years he’s done nothing
but he’s back in the game
trying to stop bane
cause his time has come to rise
they call me bane
fully funded by mitt romney
always bringing the pain
cause i’m clinically insane
ohh!
army in the sewers i’ve been building for some time
all the homies in my crew ready for some crime
damn that little skank stole mamas pearls from right in front of me booty like a cat makes me wobble on my one bad knee
saving her ass on daggett’s roof of bane’s thugs
banging miss tate rolled up in antique rugs
sex
but shit, she was loose as a goose
broke as a joke since bane robbed the stock exchange
scriping on a bridge he beat my ass with his rage
locking me up in the prison where he came from
preaching me his evil plan to bring down gotham
now i’m bringing down the city with the bombs from below
crashing football games, trapping cops who are too slow
cutting off the city dropping bridges in the ocean
outsiders shouldn’t intervene or face a nuclear explosion
boom!
he’s been sitting on his ass for the past eight years he’s done nothing
but he’s back in the game trying to stop bane
cause his time has come to rise!
we’re making up a plan to free the boys in blue and take back gotham
recapture the bomb, while singing this song, this plan is fucking awesome
now i’m back from hell and im ready to slay
but miss tate’s stabbing me seems i’ve been betrayed
catwoman’s blasting bane not in a sexual way
now let’s find that bomb so i can save the day
he’s been sitting on his ass fór the past eight years he’s done nothing
but he’s back in the game trying to stop bane
cause his time has come to rise!
batman just saved the day
flew that nuke so far away
sacrifised his life so we could have our lives so we’d be safe