When you're 280 pounds
Yellin' shit out the window
Don't trash your brothers
When Neoshia's around
Or you'll find out the same thing I found
No head from Nikki
"Cindy Does St. Petersburg" ain't all it takes
To hit this Tampa booty
Don't count your muffins
Before you get baked
Lie to Nikki, that's a big-ass mistake
No head from Nikki
No head from Nikki
Whoa yeah
Whoa yeah
Hey, are you comin' down?
There's nothin' between here and your town
Hey, put your money away
We can stay inside and play
When things start heatin' up, who you gonna call?
Who's your daddy, and where's your cell phone?
You can take her pictures down
Cause you're talkin' to the wall
You're on MSN (sucka), but you ain't on the ball
No head from Nikki
No head from Nikki
No head from Nikki
Whoa yeah
Whoa yeah
Allman Brothers ending...