Say I'm brushing my teeth or I'm popping a zit
standing in front of the bathroom mirror,
and the time will come when you'll have to take a dump
and I'll still be standing right here.
The day you don't make me leave is the day I believe
that you love me and I can do no wrong.
The chorus is next,
it makes the best sense
when you play it with the rest of this song.
Even though we worry every time you're late
I still love when we do it because I love you.
There's one thing I want and there's one thing that I need,
and they're one in the same that thing is you
Do you remember the time when we talked on your dime
and you were kinda drunk?
We spoke of love and romance so I got bold and I asked
if you'd do something for me?
Who'da thunk that you'd actually do it, just to surprise me?
But it did more than that.
Because we were alone
we had sex on the phone.
You helped me rub one out.
Sometimes we sit and talk for hours
about how much we love each other.
Sometimes you wear my deodorant
and sometimes I wear your underwear.