Accidents will happen
Catastrophes will occur
One hour in your kitchen is boring enough
You locked me in for twenty-four
Catastrophes can happen
Accidents will occur
I was looking for a way to get back at you
He walked in through a flap in the door
And every time I hear it's name
I feel some kind of shame
Everyone says I'm not to blame
But all the same
I'm sorry I killed your dog