The drunkest man in the world 
Misunderstands what he's overheard 
Morose one minute, more toasts the next 
										
He's amazing, he's a mess 
Nevertheless 
Always well dressed 
The drunkest man in the world 
The ones he loves are the ones he hurts 
He writes his wife every other day 
He's got a way with words but he's a world away 
There's a lot to say 
He forgot today 
He's my father's favourite poet 
But you'd never know it 
The drunkest man in the world 
Beer on his pants, blood on his shirt 
Sunken eyed and sallow skinned 
The life of the party is the death of him