Nobody calling to take me out
So I spend an evening on the couch
Bask alone in the warm blue glow
Another hour another show
There's nothing else for me to do
Nine o'clock is mad for you
So I ask you
What's the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she's talking it's to me
I know you might think that it's wrong
But I know just how to turn her on
A little red button on the TV set
I press it down and then I get
A live broadcast of the latest news flash
And she's always on the scene
She's my dream
What's the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she's talking it's to me
I know you think it's kind of strange
This love I get through the TV rays
But it's better off than thinking I'm alone
And not knowing where I'm going
What's the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she's talking it's to me
What's the story-a
Victoria
Why won't you go out with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she's talking it's to Rob