Won't waste my time on Mars
It's Saturn that matters
Gonna pack up all my gadgets
I've had it with this planet
Tore the knee out of my spacesuit
Chasing cagey Bobby Moonbeam
Want some lovey-dovey daily
Is that so cockamamie?
Tried to find a place to cha-cha
These twinkle-toes get itchy
Got no Stardust Room to go to
Say Mister won't you dip me?
Need some plucky little spaceship
With curtain, couch and kitchen
Wear just oven mitts and slippers
No buckles, snaps, or zippers