Watching the TV, someone is dying
Someone is having a baby
You tell me you're hungry and I suggest Chinese
You say, "I don't know, I guess so, maybe"
I didn't come this far to meet you
But I'm really glad I met you
Go to the store and buy you something
Only I don't know what I would get you
Since I met you
My mitten became a glove
My chicken became a dove
And the more I felt pain the closer I came
To hopelessly falling in love
With you
With you
Lately, I feel like I'm not myself
'Cause I really just don't give a damn
But how can I act like somebody else
When I don't really know who I am?
Because my mitten became a glove
My chicken became a dove
And the more I felt pain the closer I came
To hopelessly falling in love
With you
With you
Now I just spent a hundred dollars
On a brand new pair of shoes
And right after work I'm walking straight home
'Cause I'm honking it like a plain twos
Because the biggest band in the country now
Is not the best band in the country now
And the loneliest guy in the world right now
Is not necessarily me
Because my mitten became a glove
My chicken became a dove
And the more I felt pain the closer I came
To hopelessly falling in love
With you
With you