mr. carl jones was pathetically alone
he had a brand new phonebook and a cordless phone
so desperate for conversation that he
open the directory to page one
but how in the world could he ever have known that
he'd face some serious allegations
before the end of the day
the cops came and hauled carl away
'cause he'd reached someone a little too young
but all he wanted was to talk on the phone
this is a song for carl jones
innocent man stuck in a hole
he's not at fault just let him go
a lonely man a little too bold
this is a song for carl jones
innocent man stuck in a hole
he's not at fault just let him go
hey carl jones, you're not alone