i am here so we can meet at the festival of the century
my shoes are soaked and i smell bad, i've been had
oh baby, please keep me updated (update him)
'cause this century's overrated (overrate him)
tickets would cost me two dollars a piece
so i'm waitin' here where we said we'd meet
i'm up the ferris wheel to find you
lookin' the wrong wrong way right behind you (he's behind you)
i'm dyin' to meet you in these long-ass lines
and you're lyin' in bed at home (at home)
i've been had, that's clear to me now
and the weather's getting bad
come on, where are you now?
so the weather's getting bad
there's softball sized hail on the football field
i gotta get outta here fast
'cause this storm is not gonna pass
i don't think you're gonna be late (please be late)
but i thought we were on the same page
i'm wastin' my time if you don't wanna be mine
so go your way and i'll go mine (go mine)
go your way and i'll go mine (he'll go his)
go your way and i'll go mine (go mine)
i've been had, that's clear to me now
and the weather's getting bad
come on, where are you now?
so the weather's getting bad
there's softball sized hail on the football field
i gotta get outta here fast
'cause this storm is not gonna pass