Well, help me understand this insolence of man
Always wants the world upon his tray
All I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs for me today
Well, I don't need no park bench to sit and read the mail
That ain't really my idea of fun
All I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs until they run
And Betty Crocker was a pastry topper
Said Man, I liked the way she spread herself so free
And Aunt Jamima was so so fine
Never took much to make her smile at me
Well, I don't need no cars or Honduran seed cigars
I don't need no hot stock dividend
Well little girl she satisfies, she kneeds my dough, makes it rise, she cooks my eggs, she makes me smile my friend
And Betty Crocker was a pastry topper
Said Man, I liked the way she spread herself so free
And Aunt Jamima was so so fine
Never took much to make her smile at me
Oh tell me baby
Am I crazy? 'Cause lately, I've been feeling down and dirty blue
Hey, I just realized I'm lucky
I'm alive
I ain't had breakfast for an hour or two
Well, I don't need no cars or Honduran seed cigars
I don't need no hot stock dividend
Well all I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, river walkin' girl to cook my eggs for me again
Well all I need's a sweet talkin', pony tailed, Betty Crocking girl to cook my eggs for me today