I went to the park today,
Saw a hobo on my way,
He sang a lonely song,
Bout how his life went down the drain,
And to refrain,
Its not my pain,
I'll be his buddy anyway, any day,
I'll make his dreams come true,
My love will flow like glue,
I went to the mall today,
Saw a hobo on my way,
He gave me a grody smile,
Promised me an evening worth my while,
So I did take,
For this man's sake,
A little bit of heaven in the fitting room,
And all of it was fun,
Who would've thought he was a bum?