Let's take Luna's stuff
It is so much fun
'Cause she's really dumb
Why the fuck is she in Ravenclaw?
I don't know
Why the fuck is she in Ravenclaw?
I don't know
Let's take Luna's stuff
Let's hide all her crap
She'll blame it on a Crumple-Horned Snorkack
Let's take Luna's stuff
She is really weird
She's got plants in her ears
Let's take Luna's stuff
Hide it all around
It will never be found
Let's take Luna's stuff
Let's make Luna cry
Then bounce to get some chai
Let's take Luna's stuff
She is such a freak
She won't notice it for weeks
Let's take Luna's stuff
We'll never give it back
Till that note she tacks
Let's take Luna's stuff
She's the weirdest kid in school
But some of her shit is pretty cool
These shoes rule
These shoes suck
These shoes suck
These shoes suck!