I've had a hard time with trouble before
I've been pissed off and passed out and then kicked out the door
Looking like shit like a drunk ugly whore
But I've never felt worse than I'm feeling tonight
Give me a pint or give me a shot
Give me everything that you've got
I just want to drink like a worthless old sot
And I'll stumble home drunk and alone
I've had plenty of time just to sit here and think
But what's on my mind makes me just want to drink
And thinking of you sends me over the brink
Cause I've never felt worse than I'm feeling tonight
Give me a pint or give me a shot
Give me everything that you've got
I just want to drink like a worthless old sot
And I'll stumble home drunk and alone
Misery follows wherever I go
I guess after all it just goes to show
The truth is the same thing I already know
That I've never felt worse than I'm feeling tonight
Give me a pint or give me a shot
Give me everything that you've got
I just want to drink like a worthless old sot
And I'll stumble home drunk and alone
As I lie here in the gutter of the street in the rain
I wonder if I'll ever see you again
And I wish very much that you could feel my pain
Cause I've never felt worse than I'm feeling tonight
Give me a pint or give me a shot
Give me everything that you've got
I just want to drink like a worthless old sot
And I'll stumble home drunk and alone