Из альбома: Up the Dose / You Axed for It!
I'm lookin' for a chick that wears a ring 
Cause one night stands are my thing 
Your marriage means nothin' to me 
										
I'm totally into adultery 
It's our secret between just you and me 
That we're into committing adultery 
She was feeling all alone 
She called me up on the telephone 
She said,Hey stud let's go out for dinner 
Cause she knows I'm one hell of a sinner 
It's our secret between just you and me 
That we love to committ adultery 
Adultery 
That's the life for you and me 
Adultery 
That's the life for you and me 
Now it's time that we hit the sack 
I'm gonna pull out and come on your back 
I don't want your old man knowin' I was there 
So he will still chow down in your pubic hair 
It's our secret between just you and me 
That we love to committ adultery 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut 
You and me naked together had fun 
I hope you and your husband enjoy raisin' my son 
We were drunk and feelin' fine 
I just hope my son has a dick like mine 
It's our secret between just you and me 
That we love to committ adultery 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me slut 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me yeah 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me 
Adultery,that's the life for you and me