i could go into it gently
watch me hobnob with the gentry
ostentatiously tell them
i dn;t have to dumb it down
the squire need be trying
the baroness thinks he's lying
wishing he were at the discotheque
with all his mates from town
go into it gently my boys
hobnob with the gentry my boys
whilst boasting of my linguistic skill
you ask is my music prolifical
and i don't know what you;re on about
keep my composure stare you out
if i hold the silence long enough
you'll feel in the wrong
faux pas over wine not good enough
i'm no competition with all this stuff
why don't you laugh at my jokes?
i've been coming here so long
i could go into it gently
watch me hobnob with the gentry
ostentatiously tell them
i dn;t have to dumb it down
the squire need be trying
the baroness thinks he's lying
wishing he were at the discotheque
with all his mates from town
go into it gently my boys
hobnob with the gentry my boys
i throw my money at you comtesse
but of noble blood i have far less
it does not grow on shores bushes
shocked these cirlces suit i confess
the starving sailor over there
has a baruth more than i
and alter egos will stay egos
as far as a messy courtroom goes
i just enjoy your company
albeit in the sky
i could go into it gently
watch me hobnob with the gentry
ostentatiously tell them
i dn;t have to dumb it down
the squire need be trying
the baroness thinks he's lying
wishing he were at the discotheque
with all his mates from town
go into it gently my boys
hobnob with the gentry my boys
baron baron change the record
to something finer
and stick classical technique
up your arse on my behalf
baron comtesse everyone knows
vogue's in a minor
a cadence of snootiness
complete with a laugh