Save Yourself, She Said 
My favorite boy has got a crush 
										
He loves a girl who drinks too much 
And I'm the one who thinks too much, mm hmm 
I see the things he doesn't see 
The way her eyes are dark and mean 
And he can't get away fast enough for me 
Cause you could hold her down 
And you could call for help 
But if I were you, if I were you
If I were you I'd save myself 
She holds her head and starts to scream 
Says she had this fucked-up dream, 
To me she's just a drama queen, mm hmm 
And I'm the ordinary one 
Who'll be there when her show is done 
But I can't say what might become of her 
Cause you could hold her down 
And you could call for help 
But if I were you, if I were you 
If I were you I'd save myself 
Pages and pages of stories in your notebook 
You could save her and change her from sick to sorry -
here's a mirror... 
You like the intrigue and the rush 
You love the girl who drinks too much 
And I'm the one who wants too much, 
I know I should let it go 
Cause I could hold you down 
And I could call for help 
But I am me, and you are you 
And I can only save myself