You messed up in Potions yesterday
But everyone still thinks you're really great
Except Snape, except Snape, except Snape
And me
'Cause we see you for what you really are -
A stupid little dork with a stupid, dorky scar
And it's okay, it's really great
'Cause I hate you, and so does Snape
You crashed into the Whomping Willlow tree
No one else would kick you out or make you history
Except for Snape, except for Snape, except for Snape,
Except for Snape, except for Snape
'Cause rules are rules no matter who you are
And you're the stupid jerk
That wrecked the flying car
And it's okay, it's really great
'Cause I hate you, and so does Snape
We were teamed up in dueling class
And no one else believed that I would knock you on your bum
Except for Snape, except for Snape
We didn't know you talk to snakes
Which worked out alright in the end
Now everyone is thinking you're the heir of Slytherin
And that's okay, it's really great
'Cause I hate you, and now,
So does everyone else