I have many lady friends
Yes I loves them dear
There are lots of reasons why
I likes to keeps them near

There are many things they do
I could sit and name a few
But my favourite thing of all
Is when they makes me food

I get home in the wee small hours
Feel a little bent
My friend Cat she whips me up the meanest thing for midnight snack
(If you know what I mean)

Then there's Manos with her fondness
For the finest taste
When she goes and makes a meal, lordy lord does it taste great
(Oh yes she does)

I don't care for no fancy restaurant
Cos I know when I gets home I can eat anything that I want
Give me that old-fashioned home style cooking as you do for me
When the world it gets me down
You know you please me when you feeds me
Yeah you really do please me

Katy Kay, what can I say? (hot)
She comes over every day and cooks
She tastes as good as she looks

Meags can act so mean and tough (know what you mean)
But when she cooks, yeah that's enough to show
She cares
Oh yeah she really does care

I smell something round the block
It's Lis and Eartha, so I rock
Around to theirs (I rock around to theirs)

I don't care for no fancy restaurant
Cos I know when I gets home I can eat anything that I want
Give me that old-fashioned home style cooking as you do for me
When the world it gets me down
You know you please me when you feeds me
Oh yeah you really do please me

My friend Esther, she's the bom
Her cooking tastes better than anyone's Mum's
It tastes like her
(Oh yeah it really does)

Steam it, stew it, bake it, fry
Wrap it in pastry, call it a pie
Something savoury, something sweet
I'll eat anything you cooks for me

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