Mojo Nixon - I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar текст песни

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say no no no no no

Well go ahead and fire me from my job
There's one little think you ain't gonna rob
That's my freedom and my liberty

Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar
Them evil peckerheads they gone too far
I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst
Yeah we gotta get rid of this evil curse
I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive

Everybody should go to Washington
We can have ourselves a little fun
You know, they want our piss, I think we should give it to them
Surround the White House with a urinary moat
So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat
Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee-pee sea, oh

You know Thomas Jefferson is going to be mighty pissed
When he finds out about this, I said
Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head

Why is everybody so afraid of drugs
Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us

Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup
Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up
Said yo Nancy, we just say no no no no no
Well go ahead and throw me in jail
Ram hot spikes up my tail
But you ain't gonna get a drop of no pee pee out of me

I ain't gonna piss in no jar

You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar. You know Patrick Henry didn't "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he? Aw, we sure enough rockin' out, Skid. Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo doo police?