Nine years after he had met his hobo friends,
All of Hobob's friends met their ends,
It was the 23rd day of May,
It would turn out to be a tragic day
Lead: Camilleri
They're all dead,
Smashed in the head,
Hit with a spoon,
Popped like balloon,
Murder suicide,
Hobo genocide,
Hobob was the only one who survived
Lead: Camilleri
Cheese platters, big splatters, run, run from scene of death,
Exposed bladders, face shattered, flee, flee from scene of death
Lead: Camilleri
Lead: Camilleri
Running blindly through the night,
Away from the hobo killer fright,
At high speed he hits a tree,
He wishes he did foresee,
A passer by knelt down,
Left five dollars on the ground.
Then he looked up widely smiled,
Hobob was, truly beguiled
Hobob has money,
Hobob wants food,
But he has money,
Though he still wants food,
Yeah, money and food
Lead: Camilleri
Content, Hobob falls asleep,
And he dreams, he dreams deep,
But his sleep is scarred,
By images of hobos marred
They're all dead,
Smashed in the head,
Hit with a spoon,
Popped like balloon,
Murder suicide,
Hobo genocide,
Hobob was the only one who survived