I am ready for my close up today
Too long I've let myself respect stand in my way
Well the prom queens caught in the high beams
And the strings keen it's a big scene
But when the house goes up in flames
No one emerges triumphantly from it
When the scum begins to circle the drain
Well everybody loves a winner
I spent eight hours in my make-up chair
Waxed my chest and shaved off all my hair
Well the fires bright and the frames tight
Try to get right while we've still got light
But when the house goes up in flames
No one emerges triumphantly from it
When the scum begins to circle the drain
Well everybody loves a winner