She said I'm goin' out with my girlfriends margaritas at the Holiday Inn
And no have mercy my only thought was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks, Patron
Her closets missin' half the things she bought
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall drop a contact down the sink
Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long if the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch
A Bridal shower with Bacardi punch
And jello shooters full of Smirnoff
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall drop a contact down the sink
She don't mean nothin' she's just having fun
Tomorrow she'll say
Lord what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off