When I'm in my room all alone
I always get this urge cause no one's home
I think I have some sort of problem
But then so do my friends because we get none
Masturbation is fun
It makes me forget
all the times that you hurt me so bad
Masturbation is cool
I never regret
every time it makes me feel so glad
So just know that when I think of you
I want you to know about what I do
I'll never be ashamed of my obsession
Docs say teens always play with their possessions
Just because I don't get any
From girls my own age, don't worry
They're all in my dreams both day and night
And while they're in there, they only fight
Over me.