They're always doin' fry
They try to get me high
I felt the pressure, but I never did
They used to call me dude
They put it in my food
I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)
I've got no septicals
From eating egg rolls
They took my squirt gun and made it a bong
My teacher smelled my clothes
They think I'm one of those
My mom's from Utopia, my dad's Tommy Chong
My sister's name
Is Mary-Jane
And mine's Bud, mine's Bud