We were drinking with Puck
He drank a fifth of Grappa
He told me that he loved me
And then he kicked me in the chest
Reap upon with David
Lies sitting on heartache
The chances of us winning
Are about 1 in 16
He talked about the old days
Allegiance that are many
Across from us guys are sitting
From g'd up motherfuckers
And how it was
Totally fucked
We were drinking at the front end
With 2000 dirty squatters
We didn't want to fight them
So instead they beat each other up
Cuz squatters don't have money
But at least they don't have showers
So when they're drinking their own piss
We didn't think much of it
The moral of this story
Don't use your better judgment
Cause what good is an evening
If you can't even remember
Just how it was
Totally fucked