There's this guy I met one day
Saw him at a show, he looked cool, I said "hey"
Talked for a few and before you know
We were skankin' it up at a punk rock show
Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit
Wait a sec ... oh shit
Couldn't believe my eyes, who was this guy
A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever
What was his name, oh gosh
But it doesn't matter now, 'cause he can't mosh
Skanking too fast to the slow beat of a drum
Waving his arms around like a stupid fuck
Moshing on the floor, and dancing in the pit
Wait a sec ... oh shit
Couldn't believe my eyes, who was this guy
A man of incredible size, with the worst skank ever
lyrics by Jesse Stevens