They've got the twins
All waxed up for the show
Blonde bombshell messengers
Painted up in copper tones
In a cloud of smoke
The manager bolts right through the door
Followed by ten body guards
Bullet-proofed from head to toe
With a stack of confidentiality forms
We've watched them grow
From toddlers into adults
Bought all the posters and the blow-up toys
Saw the cartoon videos
Starlet eyes digitized for a break-through scenario
Seem so surprised when the franchise
Drops them suddenly, no apology is necessary, oh
Double-penetrate the market
Target the homes, force-feed, and make yourself known
Double-penetrate the market
Double the fun for everyone
Bags full of clothes, Prada, Gucci soaked by the fire hose
Swerve-driving in a silver Porsche that runs on skunk cologne
Double the scandals your new number one method to promote
Your lack of brains and your lack of soul
On a private plane
From Tokyo to LA
Venus Flow and their traveling shrinks
Order up a round of drinks
Everything is cool
Everything's just great
Until the pilot interrupts on the intercom
"Hey, ladies, you've got to go
You've been selling yourselves too short."
Double-penetrate the market
Target the homes, force-feed, and make yourself known
Double-penetrate the market
Download ring tones for camera vibrator phones
Double-penetrate the market
Double the fun for everyone