Deathly Hallows'll be here
In just a few weeks
And I'm so excited
I can hardly speak
But there are nasty rumors
Out on the web
About who lives
And who ends up dead
So listen up y'all
I've got something to say
About Harry Potter
And these next few days
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Or you'll regret it
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Wait 'til I've read it
Editors or printers
Or hackers or thieves
Keep your mouths shut
Until we can read
Don't flip to the end
And shout out what goes down
'Cause we know kung-fu
And we're gonna throw down
And it's true that love
May be our weapon
But I'll hospitalize you
In less than a second
If you spoil me
So don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Or you'll regret it
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Don't spoil me
Wait 'til I've read it
(Or Else!)