So do you wanna tell us
Are you bad or good?
Are you saving Wizard-kind
Or killing Muggles in da hood?
Are you working for the Order
Or on Voldemort's side?
Are you spying on the Dark Lord
Or taking Dumby for a ride?
Oh Snape, Snape
Are you friend or foe?
Snape, Snape
We're dying to know
Snape, Snape
We can't trust what we've read
Snape, Snape
'Cause Dumbledore's dead
You could be really evil
And that would be bad
You know about the Order
And all the plans that they had
You're Voldemort's favorite
He's convinced you're on his side
We swear you're more bipolar
Than Jekyll and Hyde
Oh Snape, Snape
Are you friend or foe?
Snape, Snape
We're dying to know
Snape, Snape
We can't trust what we've read
Snape, Snape
'Cause Dumbledore's dead
Or you could be our friend
And that would be great
You would be our hero,
Our number-one mate
We know that Dumbledore was positive
That you were the best
But he was kinda old
He could have been going into cardiac arrest
Oh Snape, Snape
Are you friend or foe?
Snape, Snape
We're dying to know
Snape, Snape
We can't trust what we've read
Snape, Snape
'Cause Dumbledore's dead
Did you really feel bad
When you killed Lily and James?
Or were they another two faces
Without any names?
Oh Snape, Snape
Are you friend or foe?
Snape, Snape
We're dying to know
Snape, Snape
We can't trust what we've read
Snape, Snape
'Cause Dumbledore's dead