I wish I was a Jedi Knight
So you would like me more
I'd cruise around with Han Solo
Then go and fight a war
But I can't do the things he can
Now I feel like half the man
If only I could fly an X-wing (or two)
If only I was punk as fuck
Then you might like me more
I'd hang out with the punk rock kids
May Bee I'd even score
If I was as cool as Fat Mike
I'd tell your friends to take a hike
From now on it is gonna be just me (and you)
I wish that I wrote "The Decline"
The bestest damn song ever
Maybe then I'd make you mine
Maybe you'd think I'm clever
The only problem is I suck
I'm trying hard to get a fuck
Looks like I'm gonna make friends with my hand (again)