She's got nothing else to do
So she'll talk about things to you
Things you don't wanna know
Like overdue bills and who loves who
Gossip
Gossip
Gossip Girl
Did you hear about?
Let me tell you something
You oughta know
She's got stories before your birth
Enough stories then to match her girth
Ones about your friends
Sit and listen, at least pretend
Gossip
Gossip
Gossip Girl
Did you hear about?
Let me tell you something
You oughta know
I hate myself!
She's got nothing else to do
So she'll talk about things to you
Things you don't wanna know
She'll grapple on and stick like glue