I don't want another big fight
I just want you to succumb, yeah
It seems everywhere I go it's,
Baby, Expe-ctopa-tronum!
I just want to have a good time
And I'd love for you to come
It's the food I live on
I was born like this
A Darwinian notion
You may cease to exist
It's the best love potion
It's, ah, subliminal
This kiss, this kiss
Kills criminals
This kiss, this kiss
All the witches and the wizards
Try to tell me that it's wrong, oh
Can I help it that my touch is
So passionate - so cold - so strong?
What I really want to know is,
Why can't we all just get along?
It's the food I live on
I was born like this
A Darwinian notion
You may cease to exist
It's the best love potion
It's, ah, parasitical
This kiss, this kiss
You'll go critical
This kiss, this kiss
You can kiss me in the forest
Moon reflecting on the lake, oh
You can kiss me on a train ride
You'll remember when you wake, oh
Kiss me in a Muggle alley
Make fat Dudley shake
It's got me floating
It's got me flying
It's the food I live on
I was born like this
A Darwinian notion
You may cease to exist
It's the best love potion
It's, ah, suspi-ci-ous
This kiss, this kiss
Deli-ci-ous
This kiss, this kiss
It's the way I'm kissing Dudley
It's the way I'm kissing Harry, yeah
I got Barty Crouch and
Nearly Sirius, too
If you break the law then
I will come and kiss you
It's the best love potion
It's, ah, objectable
This kiss, this kiss
Delectable
This kiss, this kiss