Jim: Toilet's broken.
Jimmy: Whaddya mean, broken?
Jim: Fuckin broken, man, the flusher's screwed up or something.
Jimmy: Well, how did that happen?
Jim: The fuck should I know? What do I look like, a plumber?
Jimmy: Well, did you screw it up or something?
Jim: No, of course not!
(pause)
Jim: Where you goin?
Jimmy: Toilet.
Jim: But... ah, forget about it.
(sound of flushing)
Jimmy: Toilet's broken?
Jim: Whaddya mean, broken?
Jimmy: Fuckin broken, man, the flusher's-
(sounds of static)
Announcer: We interrupt this pointless and stupid skit to bring you some music.