Hey, welcome everybody to the asshole show
Come on in and take a seat
We are here to make your heads explode
We are here to please your needs
We're inviting you to be a part of a real-hell-boogie night
Be a part of our infernal show
We came to hit the lights
All the things you'e seen
In the asshole show
Tell your friends about'em
They all have to know
If you stay with us
With the asshole crew
We're gonna give some hell to you
Tell me how it feels to look around
See the whole crowd go insane
To see how all hell's breaking loose
See them all go up in flames
We're inviting you to be a part of our goddamn asshole show
'Cos it's a long way to the top if you wanna trash'n roll
All the things you'e seen
In the asshole show
Tell your friends about'em
They all have to know
If you stay with us
With the asshole crew
We're gonna give some hell to you
A fucking bastard you are