We see you with your ponytail and flannel 'round your waste
Sideburns, goatee, and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
Drop the attitude fucker
Drop the attitude dude
Drop the attitude fucker
Fucker, drop the attitude
You think with your antics your parents are in shock
But you look like Bozo in your bright red Docs
You sneer down your nose, look at us with disgust
But you'll never be as famous as us
You're so bad, you're so sad
You're so bad, you're so sad
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