I think payin' fucking rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!
Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off two hundred buck
his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
(Chorus)