I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say please
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate the Grateful Dead
Thier hippy fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate
Well I hate everything
I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
(Chorus)