I think it's so stupid 
Girls won't say this word 
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd 
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt 
I think "gash" is offensive 
Not to mention rude 
And I don't think about eating it 
When I'm eating food 
There once was some dude on T.V. 
His name was Alan Funt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt 
I hope you're not offended 
By this little tune of mine 
So girls please don't start to flip out 
To say cunt is no crime 
The littlest piglet in the litter 
Is called the runt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt 
Just say cunt