I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on to me
She asked me if I minded going down
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math
Motherfucker
She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt
Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town
Motherfucker
She said that guy's not even your real dad
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt
Motherfucker