She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No, tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, No tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
but goddammit it's true
Shes got no tit(x3)
It's no matter big or small
No tit, No tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, No tit
They say I'm missing out on life
That I'm being deprived
But I love my girl and shes loves me
So don't laugh and act snide
(chorus)
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddamitt its true
Shes got no it