Excuse my French I think I swore 
I called your mom a dirty whore 
Pardon me I think I farted 
Please don't think that I'm retarded 
Mercy me I think I puked 
Please don't let that get you spooked 
Just overlook that I'm a mess 
While I run my hands up your dress 
I'm uncouth (x4)
Holy cow I stole your car 
I burned the seats with my cigar 
Kiss my ass, I hate your guts 
I may be rude, but I'm not nuts 
I'm sorry baby but that's just the way it has to be 
When we first fucked
I told you get the hell away from me 
With all my stupid bullshit 
You haven't had enough 
To get fucked up the ass each night 
It must be fucking tough 
I'm uncouth (x4)