(Jack Clement)
 Well if you hear somebody knockin' on your door
If you see something crawlin' across the floor
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you
 If you see a head peepin' from a crawdad hole
If you see somebody climbin' up a telephone pole
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you
 Gonna look on the mountains
And in the deep blue sea
Gonna search all the forests
And look in every tree
 Well if you feel something heavy on your fishin' hook
And you see a funny face in your comic book
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you
 If you hear a voice callin' out in the night
If you see something hangin' from a lamppost bright
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you
 If you see someone lookin' in all the cars
If you see a rocket ship on its way to mars
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you
 Gonna look in the cities
Where the lights are blue
Gonna search the countryside
And all the haystacks too
 If you see a new face on your totem pole
If you find a lump in your sugar bowl
Baby it'll be me and I'll be lookin' for you