Usherette: Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong;
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From... Outer Space.
And this is how the message ran:
Chorus: Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X {"Sex Sex Sex Sex"} will build a creature.
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
Usherette: I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills.
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills.
But When Worlds Collide,
Said George Powell to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
Like a...
Chorus: Science fiction, double feature
Doctor X will build a creature.
See androids fighting
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in
Forbidden Planet
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.
By RKO,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show.
In the back row,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show!