I woke up this morning in a strange place
The man who showed me around,
he's of a strange race
he said to me, sir, you are a very unexpected guest
welcome, my friend, to the forest
Get out of bed come follow me
There is so much you should see
You are not dreaming
Put on your shoes step out the door
Come with me on the grand ol' tour
Come, time's a'wasting
Listen closely I will show you how to build a house
I think you'll like this one,
pop it in your mouth
This one will save your life,
this one will end it
This is our forest, please respect it