I heard your kiss with her was wet -
it didn't go as you planned
Listen boy, you won't regret,
if you come and hold my hand
We could have a pet snake -
'cause owls are kind of lame
We could start our own Quidditch team -
make some money with your fame
We could hit the wizard rock charts -
everyone would shout our name
We'd do Oscar worthy parts
in gay films, have a TV show
So c'mon don't be with Cho...
I would love, love you... forever...
I would love, love you forever
Red and green go well together
She ain't got gold
I have lots of gold
You have lots of gold
And we will make more gold