Rovers Irish - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer текст песни

Grandma got run over by a reindeerWalking home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there's no such thing as Santa,But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,And we'd begged her not to goBut she'd left her medication,So she stumbled out the door into the snow
When they found her Christmas mornin',At the scene of the attackThere were hoof prints on her forehead,And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,Walkin' home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there's no such thing as Santa,But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now were all so proud of Grandpa,He's been takin' this so wellSee him in there watchin' football,Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle
It's not Christmas without GrandmaAll the family's dressed in blackAnd we just can't help but wonder:Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,Walkin' home from our house Christmas eveYou can say there's no such thing as Santa,But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
Now the goose is on the tableAnd the pudding made of figAnd a blue and silver candle,That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighboursBetter watch out for yourselves"They should never give a license,To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eveYou can say there's no such thing as Santa,But as for me and Grandpa, we believe