[Chorus:]
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
And they all got it from butt sex
Their president finger bangs them little kids
[Verse 1:]
I, wait so long in the snow
For one little piece of bread (of bread)
And I have been drunk since I was born
And I keep Mongolians in a cage
I'm poor
I sold my child for a sip of vodka
My wife is named Svetlana Borshtynskovskiska
At my space station, we tried to send a cardboardbox up into the sky
[Hook:]
When the wall came down
And them Russians rushed out,
It was a day when freedom won
If mister Putin wants to invade Georgia
We'll be waitin' here with guns (I live in atlanta)
[Chorus:]
Russia's gay
They suck alot of long dicks on the internet
Russia's gay
They like to touch on young boys a little bit
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
And they all got it from buttsecks
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
[Verse 2:]
I, eat sour dough, it no good
I have never seen a real black man (black man)
And I, have ten kids, I can't feed
I hope we fight a nuclear war (da)
I hope I eat a piece of fish for dinner
We have a wall to keep my people in here
The KGB, arresting me, cause they catch me
Touching myself
[Hook:]
Tell the troops right now
Time to bomb Moscow
Fun time & games are done
We should kill them Ruskis
And take their land
Cause it's far from Mexico
This one's for 9/11
[Chorus:]
Russia's gay
It looks like candyland
And the palace is, plastic
They wear those dumb fucked up hats
With fur on it
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
And they all got it
From butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
[Verse 3:]
Hey let me tell ya right now
Them russians ain't gonna take Vietnam
Not without me in charge
I got a mail order bride
Came here in a box from Petersburg
She left her fuckin' kid to starve
Hey mister Obama
Get your club & go
Have a word with Medvedev
Get him good in the chest
And tell mister Ching Chang Chong
If he wants to get involved
All your missiles
Won't add inches to your penis
[Hook:]
When the wall came down
And them Russians rushed out
It was a day when freedom won
But then when David Hasselhoff
Started singin' on cars
They were puttin' the wall back up
Cause baby Russia's fuckin'gay
[Chorus:]
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
And they all got it from butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay
Russia's gay
In it everyone has aids
And they all got it from butt sex
Ru- ru- ru- ru- Russia is gay