Lisa Loeb: Where am I?
B Real: How did I get here?
Patti Smith: Today is very different than yesterday
Lou Rawls: So this is the world?
Laurie Anderson: I miss my old womb
Gordon Gano: The wallpaper here just ain't the same
Fred Schneider: This word is something strange
Loeb: I'm wet,
Phife: I'm cold,
Lenny Kravitz: (waggles diaper) I need a change,
All: (tosses blankets in air)
This world is something new to me
Phife: (on one monitor)
Oh, my head! What is this? I can't take it!
Dawn Robinson: (on an adjacent monitor) Me either!
(Robotic camera zooms in on next baby)
Beck: I'm hungry,
Rawls: I'm tired,
Jakob Dylan: (pounds crib floor to make pacifier bounce)
I'm irritated
Rawls: But I love the extra leg room
Smith: (Points to her bellybutton) Man! They cut my cord!
Iggy Pop: (Looks in his diaper to see, uh,
Something Jewish boys get, usually at birth)
Consider yourself lucky!
Dylan: This world is way too big
Pop: (baby points at Chuckie) And populated by fuzzy pigs
All: This world is something new to me
Schneider: This world is such a gas (passes gas)
Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson: PU, where's your class?
All: This world is something new to me
(Two baby carriers collide with each other as the
Rugrats push them around)
Beck: (shouts) Quiet! can't a guy get some shuteye?
Smith: (shouts) It's so noisy in here
Pop: (shouts) I can barely hear myself suck
(baby grabs bottle from Chuckie)
Dylan: The food here tastes pretty good,
Phife: My compliments to the chef
Robinson: And you gotta holler to get fed
Rawls: But I could get used to that
(babies cry; Chuckie falls on floor onto a light switch)
Loeb: This world is way too bright,
Beck: Can't somebody turn down the light?
Beck: (as another baby; looks inside diaper)
So that's what that thing looks like
Dylan: All things here are meant for play,
(throws pacifier; robotic camera follows it)
Schneider: It's gonna be a real cool day
All: This world is something new to me
(Newborns pee in the air to make a fountain,
While unidentified babies sing:
"Da-de-da-da-da", etc; one of the female babies say
"Real cool", while another one says "Look!")
All: (as rainbow forms) This world is something new to me
(robotic camera retracts and monitor shuts off as number ends)