The aliens came 
I paid them to take my brain 
So I'd forget everything that we ever said 
I guess I should have known 
It wouldn't work out 
'Cause they misunderstood the plan 
And they ripped out my heart instead 
Either way I wish you were here 
'Cause you're so good at misery 
And I'd love company 
I would 
Thanks to my plan 
Oh so carefully planned 
I can't feel anything 
But I remember feeling everything 
Now the CIA is slipping something into my tea 
Or maybe all the stars have aligned evilly against me 
Either way I wish you were here 
'Cause you're so good at misery 
And I'd love company 
I would 
My sewing machine, it can fix my jeans 
But I know nothing will ever fix me 
So I'll blame it all on the mercury in my head 
Or on the TV screen putting off all of that bad energy 
Either way I wish you were here 
'Cause you're so good at misery 
And I'd love company 
I would